This is a bit complicated, so I'd like to add a note bold! at the bottom that simply says:
Until further notice, the Memories of HowTo are inaccessible. Please use this entry: http://www.livejournal.com/users/howto/28163.html to assist you in locating tutorials.
Any objections? Wording changes? Etc? It's meant to be temporary and will be removed when Memories are working properly again.